When the going gets weird the weird turn pro
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an hour later by luN4

"They told me you had been to her,
And mentioned me to him:
And gave me a good character,
But said I could not swim.

He sent them word I had not gone
(We know it to be true):
If she should push the matter on,
what would become of you?

I gave her one, they gave him two,
You gave us three or more;
They all returned from him to you,
Though they were mine before.

If I or she should chance to be
Involved in this affair,
He trusts to you to set them free,
Exactly as we were.

My notion was that you had been
And obstacle that came between
Him, and ourselves, and it